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Post by B13 on Jun 28, 2003 19:44:22 GMT -5
Don't look at me, I'm dieting because of the pig-out session I had today...
Currry, ice cream (TWICE!), cheese sarnies... Several months of intensive dieting STRAIGHT down the tubes....
*looks at over-stretched tum*
Oh dear... I think I'm gonna pop...
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Post by Amalgamut on Jun 29, 2003 5:29:38 GMT -5
HA! I've seen through you! You're the culprit I'm sure! And I bet you were also the one who nicked the last tub of strawberry jam. Ama
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Post by B13 on Jul 9, 2003 2:18:17 GMT -5
*looks around the cafe and it's snoozing patrons...*
Do you know what we need in here?
We need some CHAOS AND CONSTERNATION!!!
....
*brings in fully-trained circus elephant who smartly proceeds to double-speed tapdance around the tables causing a minor earthquake, B13 watches the ensuing chaos with some major glee...*
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Post by Amalgamut on Jul 9, 2003 10:50:42 GMT -5
Good lord! What is that thing behind the elephant in the pink ballet skirt? A giraffe? Linda, please tell me that you didn't kidnap both from London Zoo ... I know you were there recently, so don't try to deny it! You promised you were only gonna nick a small shark! amA
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Post by B13 on Jul 10, 2003 4:19:52 GMT -5
*looks slightly shifty*
Shark? What shark?
...
Oh THAT shark!!! The one that's swimming round the bath terrorizing my flatmate/roomie!
He's quite friendly once you get to know him!
*starts teaching the elephant to tango*
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Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 10, 2003 10:48:13 GMT -5
hehe that reminds me . . . I saw jaws when I was little and was terrified to go in water for almost a year. Even my bath tub I thought a shark would get me. lol! I got over that but to this day I still avoide going into water that isent enclosed or treated. <-- is from the great lakes state sad
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Post by B13 on Jul 11, 2003 2:40:21 GMT -5
Then let me suggest you never decide to live next to the Thames here in London... One of my friends had an apartment that looked out over the river and saw a LEG float past!!!!
And no, it WASN'T attached to it's owner!!!!!
<---- *lives three streets back from the river's edge in - thankfully - a posh and fully-legged part of town...*
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Post by Chels on Jul 11, 2003 4:50:33 GMT -5
Thats a bit bizzarre. I saw a badger go down a river on a raft once...
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Post by B13 on Jul 11, 2003 9:18:43 GMT -5
Woah!!! I guess that beats walking!!!! I mean, they have snail races, so why not badger rafting!!! (One of the FUNNIEST things I ever saw was back in January when we had all the bad snow. London traffic was JAMMED - and I mean JAMMED! It was so bad that people in the middle of the CITY were abandoning their cars and walking!! Anyway, the owner one parked/abandoned car had obviously got bored at some point and built a two foot snowman on the back of his car COMPLETE WITH BOW-TIE AND BOWLER HAT!!!! I was SO impressed!!!! Whoever said Londoners were a humourless bunch, eh?) (All I got was a chipped windscreen where a block of frozen, compacted snow fell from a ridiculously tall lamppost and smashed right in front of my face... I think folks could hear the screaming all the way to the coast! ;D )
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