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Post by B13 on Jul 13, 2003 7:36:38 GMT -5
... just HOW a) a chair has ended up in the hedge outside my front door and b) what happened to the person who was SITTING in it?? ... And.. as I was sitting down at my PC cheerfully tapping away, I heard a very quiet "kerplunk" behind me... LOOK WHO DROPPED IN!!! www.lindaclinker.com/images/Filter%20equip/Cat.gif[/img] AW!!! So I've now spent the past half hour playing with a kitty who - being reasonably long-haired - has upset my athsma a bit!! (Once my "system" gets used to a cat, I'm OK, but until that, I'll wheeze like silly!!!) She’s also PREGNANT and has been nosing round any hidey holes in my room.. I’M GONNA BE AN AUNTY!!!! *wheezes away merrily*
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Post by Amalgamut on Jul 13, 2003 11:58:05 GMT -5
AWWW!! Can I please have a kitten then? ;D *aMa's heart melts* As for the chair ... don't ask me! I'm just glad I wasn't the one sittin in it. aMa
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Post by DC on Jul 13, 2003 16:57:27 GMT -5
The person that was sitting on the chair is probably lost in the hedge! Shhhhhh............listen........ help.......help! Yep, there is someone in that hedge. Hey cute pussy cat.
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Post by Amalgamut on Jul 13, 2003 17:46:28 GMT -5
*giggles* Well, could someone please help that poor person free then? Trust me, I know for a fact that spending time in a hedge can be a really unpleasant experience. *coff* *waves to DC* Long time no see. How are you? aMa
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Post by Fateless on Jul 13, 2003 18:06:58 GMT -5
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Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 13, 2003 18:11:04 GMT -5
Ever seen Cats & Dogs (its a movie)? I bet the evil cats are up to something . . . Like kidnapping Tony Blare or one of thoes princes. Don't trust the cute kitty their evil I tell you pure evil. Get a dog, fast!
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Post by Fateless on Jul 13, 2003 18:57:34 GMT -5
OMG your cat is a chair-nazi! Its quite obvious the cat has been rampaging through your town stealing peoples chairs and turning them into firewood. That chair in your front garden is the final victim of its last attack zone...and it ISNT pregnant...thats just the bulge of all the saws/axe's it keeps in it's stomach! or maybe im just completely mental! (yes...according to the hat, the cat is a time travelling nazi...as it went back to WWI to capture it )
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Post by RichFactWebmistress on Jul 13, 2003 19:08:31 GMT -5
I used to have 7 cats but two have passed on and I have 5 right now. One is fifteen years old and has aterrible feline lukemia and a fear of everything in the world. The other kitties are very friendly!!
RFW
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Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 13, 2003 19:29:24 GMT -5
OMG your cat is a chair-nazi! Its quite obvious the cat has been rampaging through your town stealing peoples chairs and turning them into firewood. That chair in your front garden is the final victim of its last attack zone...and it ISNT pregnant...thats just the bulge of all the saws/axe's it keeps in it's stomach! or maybe im just completely mental! (yes...according to the hat, the cat is a time travelling nazi...as it went back to WWI to capture it ) I KNEW IT! EVIL KITTY . . . nah, shes pretty darn cute Linda . . .
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Post by B13 on Jul 14, 2003 2:14:55 GMT -5
*has just fallen off OWN chair howling helplessly with laughter at Fateless!!!*OH MY GOD!! That's funny!!!!! It's a Chair Capture Conspiracy!! ... You'll be pleased to hear that after three days in the hedge, the chair - and maybe it's occupier - have been hauled out back onto dry land... (I'm kinda worried, cos there's another 2 apartments above mine and the same next door, so that must ha' been one HELL of a party!!!) The kitty has reluctantly gone back to her owners downstairs, but is now peeking thru my window miaowing like crazy and trying to scratch her way thru the glass! I'm feeling like a RIGHT evil so-'n'-so at the mo!!! But I CAN'T nick someone else's cat!!!! RFW: Aw! Your poor cat! Lukemia is HORRIBLE!!! (((HUG)))
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Post by RichFactWebmistress on Jul 14, 2003 2:48:07 GMT -5
She's still pretty active. Blind as bat and her butt doesn't always go the same direction as her front and she sneezes a lot, but other than that she's still the same kitty as always. Terrified of everything in the world, unable to retract her claws(she never learned for an unknown reason) and still has a crooked tip in her tail. And for some reason, now she only talks to me.
RFW
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Post by DC on Jul 14, 2003 4:40:04 GMT -5
*giggles* Well, could someone please help that poor person free then? Trust me, I know for a fact that spending time in a hedge can be a really unpleasant experience. *coff* *waves to DC* Long time no see. How are you? aMa LOL! I've fallen in hedges more times than I can remember! HI aMa! I'm fine, been hanging out at the beach every day for about 3 weeks now! It's good to have retired at 22 yrs old!!!!
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Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 14, 2003 10:00:36 GMT -5
She's still pretty active. Blind as bat and her butt doesn't always go the same direction as her front and she sneezes a lot, but other than that she's still the same kitty as always. Terrified of everything in the world, unable to retract her claws(she never learned for an unknown reason) and still has a crooked tip in her tail. And for some reason, now she only talks to me. RFW awww poor kitty at least she has a mum to love an take care of her.
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Post by B13 on Jul 14, 2003 13:23:05 GMT -5
Fateless, any sign of your cat yet??
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Post by Fateless on Jul 14, 2003 14:00:30 GMT -5
Nope She isn't coming back now...i know this...she never strays further than the neighbours garden...and its been i guess nearly a week now since we've seen her...so shes gone We also have an older cat, deaf as hell, and slightly demented...but she still knows somethings wrong...she's just sitting and yowling at nothing for hours on end... It's upsetting...but she did lead a good, long life...nearly 15 years...and she was always happy...but i will miss her
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