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MarlboroWoman
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Flush Your Mush Jul 4, 2003 15:51:30 GMT -5

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Post by MarlboroWoman on Jul 4, 2003 15:51:30 GMT -5

I only use a public washroom when I have to, and when I do, I assume a huge risk. Being the risky brave soul that I am-and one who has to go real bad-I open the bathroom stall, only to be greeted by somebody's floating masterpiece. I would just like to than all the human turds who leave me their work of art. What am I supposed to do? Take a picture of it? Videotape it for the uncensored "Turds Gone Wild" video, for posterity? People, those of you who are guilty of this major and smelly-and-disgusting-as-all-hell infraction, please, for the love of Bruce, flush your mush. What makes you think I want to see your stinky creation from the hellish depths of your butthole? How long does it take to flush? Two seconds? Yet, you have no problem spending two hours on the can while catching up on the latest news. FLUSH YOUR MUSH!!!

l to the ennix Butt Lord . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Posts: 211	Flush Your Mush Jul 5, 2003 0:08:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by l to the ennix on Jul 5, 2003 0:08:18 GMT -5 Yeah!
	Has no one told you she's not breathing? Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to.. -Evanescence

gummo Butt Lord look kids, it's mr whippy! Posts: 196	Flush Your Mush Jul 5, 2003 4:18:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gummo on Jul 5, 2003 4:18:53 GMT -5 sometimes you do your business only to find out that the toilet doesn't flush, so then is it really your fault?
	"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

B13
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Why is belly button fluff always BLUE??

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Flush Your Mush Jul 7, 2003 10:02:12 GMT -5

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Post by B13 on Jul 7, 2003 10:02:12 GMT -5

WHY have I just been reminded that...

...in the good old days of Glastonbury Festival, there weren't any loos, just a pit with some boards over it. GUARANTEED every year, some poor drunken soul would fall in it!!!

...

(They now have Porta Potties BTW!!!)

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CinnamonAngel Butt Dictator I'm naked under my clothes. Posts: 498	Flush Your Mush Jul 7, 2003 16:53:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 7, 2003 16:53:48 GMT -5 people make me sick . . .
	Stop looking at my bum! You cheeky bum looker, you.

Post by MarlboroWoman on Jul 4, 2003 15:51:30 GMT -5

Post by l to the ennix on Jul 5, 2003 0:08:18 GMT -5

Post by gummo on Jul 5, 2003 4:18:53 GMT -5

Post by B13 on Jul 7, 2003 10:02:12 GMT -5

Post by CinnamonAngel on Jul 7, 2003 16:53:48 GMT -5